Twitter Haiku
A real bargain, a
steal. Complete your Christmas tree:
Sight, smell, and now sound.
A real bargain, a
steal. Complete your Christmas tree:
Sight, smell, and now sound.
Tipsy proposal:
A dizzy game of Twister.
High-stakes clumsiness.
Huge TVs on wheels,
Copying out of textbooks.
Substitute teachers.
Supposedly full
of antioxidants, miss
me with that green tea.
Anagrams and sums,
Dictionary innuendo.
Fucking love Countdown.
Thanks for your letter,
Sent through the post, to confirm
I’ve gone paperless.
Politeness dictates
I drink this milky disgrace.
Tea at yours is grim.
Muddy knees, lost trowels.
Months of tending the black earth.
Result: one tomato.
Vicars with guitars,
Endless icebreakers, Youth Clubs.
Local new-age church.
New highlighter set.
Overambitious scribbled schedule.
Constant stress headache.