Twitter Haiku
A real bargain, a
steal. Complete your Christmas tree:
Sight, smell, and now sound.
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Tipsy proposal:
A dizzy game of Twister.
High-stakes clumsiness.
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Huge TVs on wheels,
Copying out of textbooks.
Substitute teachers.
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Supposedly full
of antioxidants, miss
me with that green tea.
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Anagrams and sums,
Dictionary innuendo.
Fucking love Countdown.
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Thanks for your letter,
Sent through the post, to confirm
I’ve gone paperless.
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Politeness dictates
I drink this milky disgrace.
Tea at yours is grim.
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Muddy knees, lost trowels.
Months of tending the black earth.
Result: one tomato.
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Vicars with guitars,
Endless icebreakers, Youth Clubs.
Local new-age church.
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New highlighter set.
Overambitious scribbled schedule.
Constant stress headache.
