
Ice Tea
[You buy ice tea from the vending machine.]
[It’s lemon, not peach.]
[You buy ice tea from the vending machine.]
[It’s lemon, not peach.]
[On the bus; you’re 20p short for the fare.]
Bus Conductor: If you don’t have the correct fare, you’ll have to get off.
Fellow passengers: *judge you*
[At 11.04am]
Sorry, we stop serving breakfast at eleven.
[In a crowded bar.]
Him: I really love you.
Me: I love you too.
Him: No, I said I love your tattoo.