For a compilation of all the naming techniques I’ve suggested so far, please click here. May your lost dog signs be as embarrassing as possible!

Excellent ways to name your pets.

Action star + trademark 

Call it mockery, call it an homage. This is the only surefire method to give your pet that star quality.

• Arnie Accent
• Keanu Ageless
• Sylvester Montage
• Bruce Sequel
• Jackie Karate
• Chuck Meme

and, of course,

• Liam Loseshisdaughter